а разве не Дзирт?

" All right, we can get started on them tonight. And how about those leopardskin trousers, Scum? You know we said leopardskin trousers'd be a great idea."
A look of transcendental worry crossed Scum's face.
" I kind of got some," he said.
" You either got them or you ain't," said Crash.
" Yeah, but they're kind of..." said Scum. "Look, I couldn't find a shop that'd heard of anything like that but, er, you know that circus that was here last week? Only I had a word with the guy in the top hat and, well, it was a kind of a bargain and–"
" Scum," said Crash quietly, "what have you bought?"
" Look at it this way," said Scum with sweating brightness, "it's sort of leopardskin trousers and a leopardskin shirt and a leopardskin hat."
" Scum," said Crash, his voice low with resigned menace, "you've bought a leopard, haven't you?"
" Sort of leopardy, yes."
" Oh, good grief–"
" But sort of a real steal for twenty dollars," said Scum. "Nothing important wrong with it, the man said."
" Why'd he get rid of it, then?" Crash demanded.
" It's sort of deaf. Can't hear the lion‑tamer, he said."

Это история о сексе, наркотиках и рок-н-роле.
Ну, одно из трех совсем неплохо.

А что с флаф библией? Она ересь?